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The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be: TaoChiThe Great Spirit Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity . One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It is has unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel James is incomprehensible.
Massive hog great guy best at coop seasons all around good guy
He is such a Daniel redman
A fucking retard
Too stupid to comprehend
A massive unit
"I'm Wilkinson's favoritism son"
"Ben where are you"
"Give me"
-Daniel Pan
Literally the perfect name for a big brother. This guy is always there to provide advice, love, and the feeling of safety. His warm presence will tell your anxieties to fuck off no matter what, and his blazing determination will burn anyone who decided it's a good idea to fuck with you. Daniel is a kind, amazing, and absolutely talented human being and thus should be given the love he deserves. If you have a Daniel in your life, don't be stupid and make sure you tell him how much you love him, the guy deserves it. He might have gone through some shit, some worse than others, but he is still here and standing strong. He deserves to be respected.
"Hey have you heard of Daniel the fox demon?"
"Oh you mean the guy who just won the best big bro trophy?"
"Yes, that's him! Isn't he cool?!"
"Absolutely! I wish i was like him!"
Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."
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