A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.
Yea, they call him "Eskimo", but he is a salt water Mexican, born in Hawaii.
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When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.
what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.
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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partnerβs rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partnerβs anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
βShe had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.β
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A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.
You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.
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when a mexican woman eats hot peppers and gives you a blow job.
maria ate a jalapano then went down on me she had my dick on fire becuase of her mexican hot hummer.
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Chipotle is the best damn thing ever!!! There is nothing better then Chipotle burritos period.
Mom-"Hey kids where do you want to go for dinner"
kids-"Chipotle Mexican Grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A Crowbar or a coat hanger
I accidentally left my keys in my car, so I had to use the Mexican Master Key to get them out.
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