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Joe Biden Moment

1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.

2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.

Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott

by AllHailBigBoi October 07, 2020


BUST A MOVE MOMENT

When a Person usually Hyper or Loud, or just plain a little "out there" Has the sudden urge do bust a move... or in other words do some kind of sick dance move in a random situation like a grocery store or school.

Mom -> Emma what are you doing

Emma -> BUSTING A MOVE

Mom -> ohh was it a bust a move moment

Emma -> Totally

by MrLemman September 26, 2009


Ham sandwich moment

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.

House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."

by Oreopie January 21, 2009


sceptile moment

For somebody to win a physical fight due to the opponent being mentally unfit (i.e. stupid). Originated from Smogon.

They were winning five-one, but then their mind slipped and I won due to a sceptile moment.

by TheOriginalPokegami September 26, 2011


gold moment

when blake farted in class... oh that was gold.

there was a movie playing in class and .. bam! a doubble wammy fart

by kev the king October 13, 2003


Sarah Palin Moment

When you have a pen but no paper and MUST write something down. Your palm becomes your notepad. Particularly pleasing when done by a Democrat.

When this liberal gal wrote my e-mail address on her palm, I thought; even Democrats can have a Sarah Palin Moment.

by SmileK April 18, 2010


surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.

This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments

by Gay surprise April 17, 2011