Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

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Skeet N' Greet

Introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.

Jeff: Yo last night I did the Skeet N' Greet!

David: How?

Jeff: Well this girl started jerking me off before I could say a word to her. After I busted she said, "by the way, I'm Diana." So I introduced myself also.

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Surf N' Turf

A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.

" We went hoggin the other night and ended up with a Surf N' Turf."

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touch N bust

A female so attractive that she might cause one to ejaculate prematurely.

Damn look at her. I bet she's a touch N bust.

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Fig newton (n)

Fig newtons are ambiguous, they're not biscuits/cookies and they're not fruit, thus:

1) A fig newton is a noun that defines a relationship that is more than just being "friends with benefits." You have sex but you actually have feelings for each other, you are emotionally dependent on each other but it's not (yet) love, and for some reason (i.e geographical distance, availability, commitment issues, etc), you two have chosen to not be in an exclusive relationship.

2) A fig newton is for a relationship you have with someone that you cannot categorize as "just friends," "fuck buddies," "friends with benefits, or "boyfriend/girlfriend."

"Hey, so what's going on with that guy that you were seeing?"

"Oh, he moved to NYC. We still have feelings for each other and have sex when we see each other though. But we're not in a relationship or anything"

"What do you call those things?"

"Oh, he's my fig newton (n)." or "We're fig newtons (pl)"

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n-word pass

(noun) The n-word pass is something that white people created so then they could call African Americans Nigerian princes. It's seriously stupid how African Americans agree that this is okay when they hate being called the n-word.

Tyrone: Hey want an n-word pass.

Brian: Sure.

Brian: Hey my nigga.

Tyrone: That's racist.

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I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t

A girl who doesn't need a man for anything, except "the good stuff".

Momma, you are I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

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