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Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
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The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.
I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!
Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.
Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.
Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.
You have a big nose and you are in the 69 position, you tongue punching her cooter while nose fucking her butt hole.
Dude did you dirty trunk punch that girl last night?
when a person uses their flubber to their advantage.
"i totally flubber punched steve yesterday"
Big gay hole for fisting and twisting.
Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.