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When you crack and egg on a girls twat and fuck her until the eggs become scrambled. The girl then stands up and let’s all the egg and cream drain into a pan where the eggs are cooked and served. This name derives from the quality of food served at Army Dining Facilities (DFAC)
I was hungry so my girl and I made the DFAC special for breakfast
A term typically used in Xbox group chats when someone really wants a blow job.
”I’d really love a Gustav Special right now”
When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.
"Hey dude why didn't you fuck that chick?"
"I decided to give her a Calgary special instead."
Yet another incognito way of soliciting someone to purchase cannabis. Specifically, twenty dollars worth, or two grams.
Hey man, can I get a dublin special?
Specially curated by Marvonious the Third it is a drink designed to please your appetite and make you feed the ponies. With 80% alc and 20% mixer you’re bound to do a Saarah and fuck up spaghetti bolognese, or set simple pre made garlic bread on fire. Next time you’re at the bar ask for a Marv Special - you’re destined for a good night.
“Where’s Ari?” “He took a walk after his Marv Special”
“Is Marv passed out?” “Yes he made his Marv Special with a 9/11”
“Hey have you gotten with her yet?” “Nah I’m about to give her a Marv special to up my chances”
A strong beverage that is whimsical in nature. It has the ability to put anyone at ease and tastes delicious. Any Kinnon special worth it’s salt has a minimum of three ingredients and should be served in a tall glass of ice. Although many have attempted to recreate these mysterious adult beverages, but like it’s maker, they are one of a kind.
Can you make me a Kinnon Special?
-Sure
Oh my god, is there alcohol in this?
-Yes, a lot.
Amazing!!!
Having a potato masher and half a kitchen utensil drawer in ones rectum , while ingesting ones own tears and semen while shitting the bed.
What a Shafter special, he wasted his free hit on a load of useless bastards