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1. Loves Courtney 2. In a band sings, crazy, odd. 3. Gauges out eyes for fun, and trees
1. Wow he sure of the town old crown steves her. 2. Man he is an of the town old crown steve. 3. Man what an of the crown old town steve thing that is!
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An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.
It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
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n. - Receiving fellatio while excreting a huge
pile of steaming shit. But be careful! Afterall, we all know that while one
is excreting, one is tempted to urinate after the drop of the first loaf.
She likes the hot carl "old chicago style".
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Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
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What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.
Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
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The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.
The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.
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To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.
In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
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