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hey kid do you want a Weiner in your mouth? - sans undertale
guy 1:five little happy stars
sans undertale: hey kid do you want a weiner in your mouth?
A happiness monster is a person who is overly happy about life
person 1: why is your grandma so annoying? is she a happiness monster or something
person 2: yeah its annoying
That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack
“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”
Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.
Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!
On Happy Day (April 7) you will have to be happy towards every one!!
Girl: Hi!!
Boy: Why are you so happy today??
Girl: It's Happy Day today!!
Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.
"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"
Self explanatory.
Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!
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