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A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.
Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.
Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.
Naming the seven diatomic elements:
Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!
Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!
Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?
Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!
Thanks, Man!
your brown skin and lemon over ice, would you believe it?!
Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.
Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job
When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
It's the drink that shouldn't have been made. Too much ambition with too many different liquors in one glass.
The wrong island iced tea is the reality of the Long Island Iced Tea...when taken into account: Rum, coke, whiskey and hot sauce in a glass with ice and beer can be a vacation spoiler.
A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.
That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.