Getting some ice cream

A sexual innuendo for having sex.

"What are doing Sasha, Wanna get some ice cream later on?"
"Let's get raped in an ice cream truck and maybe the driver will give us some ice cream!"
"I'm getting some ice cream from my lover tonight!"
"Do you want some ice cream babe?"

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Ice cream taint job

When you bust a creamy nut on a girls taint after sex

Yeah buddy I pulled out so late I busted An "Ice cream taint job".

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Ninja Ice Cream Man

A pedophile ice cream man who sells "Ninja" Ice Cream and RC Toys during the winter, and has the peircing looks of a terrorist including the strong accent.

The Ninja Ice Cream Man and his chocolatey goodness uses his RC toys to lure his prey.

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Sittin On Ice©

Chillin'

What's da deal?-What's up
Sittin On Ice©-Chillin'

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people in hell want ice water

A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.

Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.

Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.

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Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!

Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

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brown skin and lemon over ice

zayn malik, basically

your brown skin and lemon over ice, would you believe it?!

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