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two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.
I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.
I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw
Having sex with a Mexican
If I am a Mexican, would you have a Juan night stand with me?
The act of posting an angsty status or picture to Facebook complaining about the impending Monday. If you're lucky, you'll scroll past about five to ten of these.
Aw man, Sunday already? This seems like I can get away with a few likes by posting a Sunday Night Angst status.
One of Shakespeare's plays. Twins get in a shipwreck and the girl lands in illriya, she dresses like a man and works for the duke. He is very melancholy because he loves Olivia but she doesn't love him. The duke sends viloa to go to her and Olivia falls in love with her/him. (There is also a stick up puritan, a housemaid, a drunk fat man, a weird tall man and a jester) This casuses a love triangle between the duke, viola and Olivia. The play goes on and viloas twin comes back and Olivia thinks it's viola and gets married to her twin and viola reveals she is a girl and Marries the duke
Everything ends
"If food be the fool of love, play on"
-the duke, twelfth night
When you have a rough day and smoke 2 cigars in one sitting
Bro, today was insane—definitely a 2-gar night.
A boys night where you smoke 2 cigars, because life has just been so heavy lately
Dude, today was insane... back porch for a 2-gar night