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A pudgy, self-absorbed male who is overly obsessed with the anus and believes he is a genius.
Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
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Anywhere between 2 and 55 minutes.
-Bro #1 "I'll be there in a hot minute"
- Bro #2 "???"
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A term used on slashdot.org often referring to Natalie Portman.
"It's Natalie Portman, man! Have you no sense of history?
That, Hot Grits, and Beowulf clusters are the only things that matter!"
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Refers to a specific sexual act. A midget dressed in a bear furry suit. Ideally with a ranger hat. As the man is climaxing he screams out "only you can prevent forest fires!"
Since she was under five feet, I guess last night we had a hot dang.
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A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
"I ate a hot pocket for breakfast this morning and now i think i am going to puke."
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