Djurdja U

Djurdja U is the most precious girl in world,perfect and kindest. all boys are in love with her obviously and every girl thinks she is gorgeous af and don’t know if they want to be her or with her ?! she is an angel from heaven and perfect friend. always there for you. SHE IS DEFINITION OF PERFECTION

-did you see Djurdja U?

yes my eyes are blessed.
-Nobody is perfect !
uh Djurdja U is,wdym?

u got mega gay

basically when your gay times even more gay

person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.

Beat u

To invite a friend to beat their dog

I’m gonna beat u

u pls

A verbal response to someone who tries violating you.

"UR WET"

"U PLS"

Man-U

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.

-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.

U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

u/[deleted]

The most prolific and anonymous user on Reddit. They have participated in 99.9% of subreddits, and have commented on millions, if not billions, of posts.

u/deleted is absolutely everywhere. Whenever you log in to Reddit, you WILL FIND THEM somewhere within your first 10 minutes of browsing the site. Don't believe me?