meat streakin'

fucking a woman w/o a condom usually in the cootch.

yo', home ray wuz meat streakin' with the nu gurl. he hadnt aughta ask whu she b baggin recent furst.

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meat curtains

Also known as "beef curtains", "beef curtains" or "chicken bits"

"When we went back to hers, I was so up for it, until I saw those beef curtains!"

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meat cookie

a really thick penis, not nessarily long but wide and round

"my dicks' not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same."

"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"

18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically

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Meat Curtains

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Damn, that girls had it so many times she got meat curtains, I wouldn't hit that for nothing man.

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tubed meat

a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat

ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...

We went to the carnival yesterday. I got a funnel cake while Ben got tubed meat

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meat lettuce

Another name for a ladies kebab.

Jesus Dave, I went down on Felicity last night and got a mouth full of meat lettuce.

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Meat Relief

That feeling you get after eating a big juicy steak.
You've taken hours to cut a huge piece of meat and expended all your energy on it. You are now at ease.

Winston: Dude, are you done with that steak now? It's been an hour.
Michael: Yeah. Man, meat relief!
Winston: Took you long enough!

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