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DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
Pocket kitty means an individual who is so innocent and cute you feel like you have to protect them at all cause like you putting them in ur pocket because theyr so tiny and cute
Aww look at that pocket kitty! so cute I wanna put him in my pocket!
When two people spend all day everyday in each other's company because they can't spend enough time together.
Sahr and Rachel live in each other's pockets.
Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
steal or take something away from you
Careful when you're not with your girlfriend I may pick your pocket !