beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.

"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."

Beer Fart

Beer-Fart: (1) A wet fart, (when one farts and realizes that it was not just gas.

(2) Wet smelly flatulence that also contains loose bowels.

As in: Hey Dustin, why you walking so funny? Man, I just had a beer Fart and stained my underwear.

pimp beer

When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.

Let’s go to Surf Liquor and pimp beers for the party tonight.

Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.

Hey do you want to bag a beer later?

Bag a Beer

Pouring a peer into a plastic sand-which bag, sealing it, and then ripping off the corner and chugging the beer. Similar to a beer bong

Hey anyone want to bag a beer later?

upside-down beer bong

Hitting the nitrous tank.

I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.

Beer Party

A cliche high school party in which the jocks spike the punch. There are lots of hot babes who attend said party.

Person 1: Damn it dude, I can’t believe those fucking jocks didn’t invite me to their beer party.

Person 2: That’s ok dude, I heard that the jocks spiked the punch and a bunch of people fucking died.