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When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.
I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom
A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
Eat loads, then don't poo for AGES.
Then, take a dump in the partners mouth.
"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."
Where a female stripper shoots a peeled hard boiled egg out of her coochie with such force that it lands in one of t
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.
Grab your dab pen take four 4second hits but spaces them out by 2 seconds & hold all of them for eight seconds
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A dab pen method known as the "egg blinker" is demonstrated in a video shared by @448smokes. It requires rapidly hitting the pen 5 times one after the other (start with one 5 sec hit then 4 sec hits the rest of the way) then hold the combination in for eight seconds. "Egg" describes the sensation that the smoker experiences in their throat. It will feel as though they have an egg in their throat.
Normal blinkers aren't doing the trick? Try an egg blinker!
when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat
dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker
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