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Giving it a crack

‘Giving it a crack’ is Aussie for ‘having a go’, trying something you’re not confident or experienced in. Not sure you’re gonna nail it, but trying anyway

I’ve never restored a vintage caravan in my life and it leaks like a sieve, but I’m giving it a crack

by Bear Thrills 🐻 May 17, 2021


crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 24, 2009


figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 October 12, 2015


crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020


Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?

Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019


Crack-Head

Precious Soto

Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head over there

Precious: eAt mY wEineR hold up diD U eAt mY dOg?

Boy: Precious, Precious Soto

by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019


Crack head

Christopher

Christopher is a crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019