The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities
Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.
Adam is a baby straight.
The saying rip your throat out or I don’t want someone to rip my throat out or they’re gonna rip your throat out refers to someone getting out on you. Someone charging too much for something.
I went to this new guy last week and he sold me some coke. He ripped my throat straight out like his prices were so high. It was unbelievable. I don’t even know why I went along with the deal..
The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!
The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.
being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight
she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member
The opposite of a gaydar.
On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.