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Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.
He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.
A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.
A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.
May God bless them!
Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.
“ShiThead is preaching on her instagram posts again”. “Yeah, ShiThead is just a jesus rider.”
When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus
that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
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1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
that one Jesus from 21 jump street
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"