a better and funnier way of saying get recked
jason falls over
"get porned idiot"
porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies
Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned
Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!
Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!
Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.
Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.
When you just want to eat shit
Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER
Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
A elitist cult of personality trying to destroy fine art and eliminate reproductive abilities of child soldiers and their families and the vulnerable sector
The war on porn is highly illegal using child soldiers to dehistorify other children in ethnic cleansing