…. my mom?
“ What do you wanna be when you grow up Jimmy?” Said the teacher.
“I wanna be a Porn Star!” Said Jimmy!
the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo
Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?
Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn
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clown porn and all associated circustrial porn styles and/or themes
every night i sit in the basement of my mother's house enjoying the viewing of carnivalistic porn
Your moms old iphone that you found after she forgot she had it and u now use it as a porn phone even though you cant figure out how to get your moms picture off of the walpaper because she has restriction passwords for everything!!
FUCK! My mom in the anus.. oh yeah.. and i have a porn phone.
One who’s bangable but not relationship worthy
She’s my porn type
a way to say someone you think is cool
yer riley so is in my porn folder
Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.
Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn