The Great War between Simeon_Dzhabata and Uiouiouio987.Whole story
The Speedrun War is a noun which specifies the war against uiouiouio987 and Simeon_Dzhabata
The Beginning:
Early 2018 uiouiouio987 had finally made it he had beaten the speedrun world record and now holded 1st place.
For a long time the title was his but then a challanger appeared.By the name of Simeon_Dzhabata his aim was to take down uiouiouio987 record.And he did on late 2018 he had succeeded.Uiouiouio987 was mad and he had to do something and ow he did.HE HAD BEATAN HIM BY 10 MINUTES.It was simple uiouiouio987 holded the record which was pretty much impossible to beat.
The New Update:
But then they released a new dimensions update.Now it could've been beaten.With trails and boosts Simeon_Dzhabata had done it.Uiouiouio987 tried but failed.
The End:
But in 2020 everything had changed.He was off and never stopped for 1 week he would wake up and start speedrunning and with the help of glitches and trails he did it.Simeon_Dzhabata has retired so now the title holder is UIOUIOUIO987.(for now)
the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.
"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade
Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!
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Something that will happen... never
Bob: How long do you thinks it is going to take?
Borbosia: Not till World War 50.
The Gear Wars are a historical series of conflicts first mentioned in season 1, episode 11, "Ricksy Business," by Revolio Clockberg Junior, who Rick refers to as Gearhead (though the show later implies this is a racial epithet.) Part of a running gag on the show, the Gear Wars pastiche heavy-handed sci-fi exposition, as a character with lots to say about an ancient conflict is ignored instead of indulged. Of course, one of Rick and Morty's greatest tricks is getting fans invested in its lore even as it mocks them for caring.
gear head: "hey morty wanna here about the gear wars".
Morty: "No".
The mass murder of Iraqis by the us for our damn oil.
Bush killed thousands in the Iraq war
The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.
“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”
“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”
From June to the end of july, all users must constantly participate in "beefing" with each other.
Kolex: move the user troopers away from vc 1 and into vc 2 its an "infinity discord war period"