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When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.
Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.
Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples
ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?
fuck off!
An insufferable incredibly annoying person (usually a child) who is prone two tantrums.
That kid over there is suck a fucking apple mouth!
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Apple international school is a school full of people
Wow look it’s Apple international school WOW!
When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.
I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.