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"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down
Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.
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A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.
I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.
I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.
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when your ex dated someone new who’s a significant step down from you.
“hey chloe, show me your ex’s new gf”
“omg ok”
*shows photo*
“wow she is definitely a step down the staircase”
When a girl has long ginger pubes.
Me: Hey Jake what happened with you and that redhead?
Jake: It was sweet bro. I got all up in those brushfires down unda.
Me: That's fucking nasty dude.
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When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.
Guy: why he got a turd streak on his cheek
Dude: he just did an upside down poop
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That awkward moment when a person realizes that her bikini top has fallen out of place and others are aware of the fact.
In leaping up unto the raft, and seeing bemused stares from the boys, Angel experienced a not unpleasant top-down awareness.
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to protect someone, get their back, or otherwise support them. Get up and hold it down.
"we could wild through compton;
see real bloods, real crips;
and i'm gone always hold you down
that's real shit"
-the game
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