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the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

by Bryce loves it September 7, 2008

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Winshield Wiper Kiss

A kiss in which one alternates kissing each of the breasts, in order to create a "winshield wiper" motion back and forth between boobs

Her boobs were so good that i had to winshield wiper kiss them both.

by Weinstein856 June 27, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kiss your crush day!!!

Kiss your crush day is December 13! Kiss them on the cheek or lips! Start spreading the news.

It's kiss your crush day!!!

by Woohoo.bigsummerblowout December 13, 2019


Kisses His Own Ass

When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.

Tom is a great guy and he will be the first one to tell you - after he kisses his own ass.

by haha10 June 6, 2010


Kiss me teeth

A Caribbean phrase used when an individual is particularly excited about something or someone.......

Or anything for that matter

'Are you going to soaxys party on Friday?'

' sure am cooper....... Kiss me teeth'

by Jaws69 November 1, 2013

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kiss me you fool

The iconic words spoken by Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson in a video of them playing with chocolate coins in 2011. One of the cutest (and oldest) Larry Stylinson moments. P.S. louis tops

harry: "now kiss me you fool"

by alanastyles January 7, 2019

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Kiss your girlfriend day

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend day

October 25 is national kiss your girlfriend day !

by Josh Rivera October 25, 2019

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