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Something a dad has been looking for for years.
My dad still hasn't come back with the milk for 16 years...
A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life
(for legal reasons, this is a joke)
A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"
Something my dad is getting. They must be all out, he’s been a long time.
Where’s your dad?
He went to get the milk!
Awe man..
A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years
My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.