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Spiderman saves your life once, and once only.
"What'd he say?"
"Apparently everybody gets one..."
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You meant to say ONE HORSE SHOW, ONE TRICK PONY or ONE HORSE SALLY but your memory is failing you so you just make words up, like ONE HORSE PONY
Yes, Yes, Yes. God loves ya man, you're a one horse pony
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A day off in the middle of the week, that makes the night prior feel like Friday night, but the day of to feel like Sunday.
School was canceled on Wednesday due to a snowstorm so a One Day Weekend was sent to us from the heavens.
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*one hit knockout punch
*bomb weed that effs you up after one hit
*1. a chick you have no intention of seeing after boinking them for the first time. 2. Someone you dont take home to mom. 3.One night stand
-Amanda over there, im gonna one hitter quitter that hoe!
- Bitch, you aint nothin but a one hitter quitter.
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A bald guy named Saitama, who is a hero for fun and he can technically kill people, aliens or whatever he's fighting with - like the car alien- with one punch. He has a "student" named Genos and he's a cyborg, they applied for the hero association and their names are "Bald Cape" and "Demon Cyborg"
It's a very awesome, lit, funny anime so you should watch it.
How to be One Punch Man 101:
"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 10 km run EVERY DAY
To masturbate furiously with explosive results
I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!
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James: Wanna go for a cider?
Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go
An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.
-Nathan Elijah Garcia
Dude do the One-handed 69 on her