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a habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Is it not? Cus... that's a little disappointing... ☹️
Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...☹️"
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺
something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.
squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"
John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"
When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
The art of shralping berms soooo hard and getting absolutely mega style points on that double
“Bro that was so pitted !! You shralped that berm so hard and bro that fat whip was pitted!”
when you try to tell your friend that fortnite sucks but then he's gonna start crying and telling the teacher that you hurt his feelings
me: so, uhhh...
friend: w h a t
me: so, uhhhhhhhhh...
friend: s p e a k
me: so, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
fortnite sucks
old friend: teacher he hurt my fellings
me: but it's true
A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.
Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!