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The girl puts her big toe in the guys ass while he puts his fingers in his ears, while their upside down and sideways in a bathtub full of lukewarm milk while blowing bubble through straws on her "testies"..... after the bath they get in the bed and yell "holy bananas thats what i call a T-town Tangle"
so in so says "hey baby i heard this new sex position its great, its called the T-town tangle"
other girl " Lets do it"
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The T-Town Eastside was formed in the late '70s when a groups of people got together, made sweet love, and created Eastside Fetuses. Nine months later at St Joseph's hospital and Tucson Medical Center (for the most part) Eastsiders were born. The proud parents brought these magical babies home to their large, valuable homes on the Eastside of Tucson and introduced them to Keystone Light, Wild Turkey 101, Sparks, King Cobra, and your sister. Shortly thereafter they were enrolled in Sabino High School, Sal Pointe High School, and St Gregory's High School where they changed many people's lives. After high school was complete, the Eastsiders moved on the the University of Arizona where word began to spread and people began coming from far and wide to join The Eastside. As their numbers grew, so did their potency. BC levels began rising exponentially as well as The Eastside's influence over America in general. Once the North and South Towers fell (due to a large fire) and the Ghetto house was abandoned (due to shootings) The Eastside experienced a short depression, 40s Friday was often split between The Bird House and the Monkey Cage, it was a dark time. Then, in the mid 2000's various resources were pooled, Lloyd came back from Flagstaff, and an entirely new addition to the Empire of the Eastside was built (Located in East Tucson) bringing more Eastsiders together more of the time. Currently many Eastsiders still reside in East Tucson upholding the values and accomplishing the goals of The Eastside. If you think you'd like to meet the Eastside then, every Friday and Saturday night, listen for the cry “To The Eastside!”
So, we were talkin to these swimsuit models when next thing I know these T-Town Eastsiders show up and, like, bang all our chicks!!
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A b*t*h is usually a word people use to describe someone they hate. Someone who can't be trusted, a cheater, a liar, someone you just can't stand. They just make you really wanna kill them. Usually sluts, whores, skanks, people w/ bitchy attitudes, or even cheerleaders are often known as b*t*hes..
B = B
* = I
T = T
* = C
H = H
usually used for online chattin such as; msn, facebook, meebo etc..
{example 1}
yoo man have you heard about the new girl?? she's such a b*t*h !
{example 2}
kristy: yeaa she spread so many rumours about you
amanda: OMG whatta b*t*h
{example 3} and don't forget this one;b*t*h can also be used in a jokingly way
danielle: here's your birthday gift.. what do you think
roxanne: OMFG you didn't have to give this you b*t*h!
danielle: i knew you'd love it so.. yeaa
roxanne: OMG thank you so much!
drama queen crab judgemental attack beef liar
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The fate of lame definitions sent to Urban Dictionary that start with:
- An incredibly attractive man who will...
- An act in which you pull your... into a girl´s... so she starts...
- X is an awesome girl. She is crazy! She is your best friend. X's are usually blonde with blue eyes.
- The coolest guy in the world!
- The act of desecration and contempt for the woman involved and, by extension, all women in which the man inserts his... into the woman´s... then producing a... that causes the girl to...
- An amazing person. Possessing super-human intelligence, dazzling looks, being extremely good at...
- An awesome human being who is so cool, you'll just have to...
- A machine, great in bed and extremely sexual, really smart, and adorably hilarious. You're lucky to have them in your life...
- She will only giggle, blush and shake her head-but not in a conventional way..
Well... you get the idea. Mostly, anything that does not follow Urban Dictionary´s Guidelines, but sometimes get approved by intellectually challenged teens who become UD editors in order to get approved theirs mates names, insults, or preteen retarded sexual fantasies.
A: "Oh My Gawd I can´t way to see Rita´s name published by Urban Dic!"
B: "What did you send?"
A: "Well... you know... RITA: the most epic, awesomest, girl in the whole planet. A Rita is...."
B: "Ok... I get the idea but, how do you think they will publish such a stupid definition instead of a well-deserved Don´t Publish?"
A: "I have a friend who is an Urban Dic editor and he promised."
B: "Holy crap!"
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Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.
Oh he's got the T M S again.
Shutit and take some T M S pills.
Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S
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When you're going down on a girl and she orgasms so hard that her arms go numb and she holds them like a T-rex.
Female- "OMG ! You are the Clit Commander! You gave me face so good I got T-rex arms!"
Male- "Yeah, that's a thing I do. I've been working out at the Y a lot lately!"
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The condition in which a person contorts their arms into a position resembling those of T-Rex arms. Most commonly seen in heavily intoxicated individuals.
Pat was so hammered last night that he busted out the T-Rex arms.
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