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ninja-thirty

The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.

Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."

Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"

by Agent 14 December 17, 2009


Ninja Bojo

Coolest ninja ever and whoever says otherwise is dumb

Did you heard about Ninja Bojo,he is so sigma and W aura

by Meeneil Cashytoes July 21, 2024


deamon ninja

a deamon ninja is someone who is a master of stealth and melee on halo, especilly with melee specified weapons such as the sword.

guy 1: dude that guy just raped us in team swords.
gut 2: yea he must be a deamon ninja.

by xjordanx November 08, 2007


Ninja-fuck

To be completely silent during any type of intercourse

(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"

by BlowholeJoe June 29, 2023


textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 29, 2021


Physics Ninja

someone who is a freaking god at physics

Mr. Chaet is a physics ninja.

by doobiesfordayzzz April 02, 2019


ninja lead

'Ninja Lead' refers to Vietnamese women who ride Honda Lead, covering their face carefully to avoid the sun but ride recklessly

One Ninja Lead hit me yesterday on Khuat Duy Tien Street

by Hmhm im thinking February 20, 2018