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He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.
Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!
Someone who will act really cocky about everything good he does just to piss a certain group of people off. Someone who is a huge try-hard and doesn’t give a shit about what anyone else says or wants
“Oy stop maxing. It’s only a warm-up! Stop being such a Sam Sterry you try-hard!”
Guy who loves half days and is extremely retarded
That guy has a 0.0 GPA. it must be Sam Osgood
I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am
Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking
Sam Dungey Is a beautiful young boy-o
Is that Sam Dungey?
Who, my boyfriend?