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A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.
"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."
When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet
Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.
When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.
Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!
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Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
“I can buy you once but I can sell you twice”
The name used to describe a cheap energy drink.
"What you getting from the shop?"
"A Can of Pess!"