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When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.
Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!
Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!
Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!
Hym "Why should people have to sit there and listen to you lecture them when you are lying blatantly about what actually took place? Jan 6th did not result in the death of police officers. The BLM protests DID result in the death of police officers. What you are doing here is insane. You need to be murdered for this. You need to correct the video or you need to die. That is what happens to you in a just world."
HOLY GOD. They really knocked it out of the park after Bob Rock said "fuck this."
Death Magnetic > all the Bob Rock albums
When someone with an open wound on their fingers, fingers another person with AIDS in the butthole who's bleeding from the ass.
Did you hear about Steve? Crazy, he was FINGERING THE DEATH STAR and just found out he's got the HIVy.
Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger
Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying
When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
Go suck on some death udders.