The act of driving a 5 ton semi-freight loader tuck into an orphanage while doing bad karaoke to the song "highway to hell" by AC/DC
Guy 1: what ever happened to Micheal?
Guy 2: he went to jail for hitting the woah bruh
"bro I think im going to hit the cliff soon"
To drive to a drop off to sell something illegal mostly used in Chicago
Yo boa ima hit this fade real quick then we can go to martrels to smoke this spliffy
When you are stoned and to for A snowboard jump
-You heard John broke his arm when he hit the sky
-damn
I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
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typical lax bro move - to pose for a photo dropping the side of one's mouth. often coupled with a lifted index finger referring to their recent club lacrosse conference championship.
"Did you see Sam's frog in his recent insta post?"
"Yeah bro he hit the frog right on it's head! Got me psyched!"
To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.
I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud
Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah