Hot Mess

a person, thing, or situation in such a state of disarray or disapproval by peers, often in reference to physical appearance, perceived to be disastrously embarrassing, pitiful, or beyond repair.

"catherine's hot." "yeah, a hot mess."

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Hot Poop

Shit in a bowl cooked in a microwave.

Hot Poop is AWESOME with a side of jism

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hot-to-trot

Someone with good looks, sex appeal and that is damn fine!

'Check him out-
hot-to-trot or what?!'

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Hot Carl

A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.

Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"

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Hot Chocolate

When a person chews a Hershey's Kiss without swallowing; the other then kisses deeply, licking the chocolate off the tongue

Herbert: Hey Pixie, I want some chocolate...
Pixie: What kind of chocolate do you want?
Herbert: HOT Chocolate!

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hot water

Apparently it's just what dehydrated babies need, according to John McCain. Preferably in bottled form.

John McCain:
"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."


Guy from The Waterboy:
"Hey! Water's better cold."

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hot ass

an alcoholic drink that combines Hot Tamales candy and Shmirnoff Ice.

Ashleigh and Krystal invented a new drink they dubbed "Hot Ass".

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