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When a woman pleasures herself anally with a garden hose that's turned on while she sucks a mans dick and eventually spits his cum back at him.
"Damn man, the internet has ruined me. My kinks are really niche now and I only like girls that are down for sprinkler play."
The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.
Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.
Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it
Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
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A toy that was originally a mistake. Comes in variety of colors. It is squishy and fun to play with. Sometimes called "slime".
OOO! Is that Play-Doh?!
YEA
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A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.
Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball
Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok