Fire Escape

The act of using the Hot Cheeto or Taki (or whatever remnants of spicy food you have) on your fingers and violently fingering your asshole.

"Duddddddeeee wyd after dinner?"

"Man, a good old Fire Escape after I finish these spicy wings!"

Play-Work

The act of telling someone you are going to "work on your computer", and instead decide to do "play-work", whatever the fuck that entails.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to do "work-work" or "play-work"?
Person 2: "Uhm I think I'm going to do "work-work" today *whatever the fuck play-work means*.

Joshin’ Around

When your flacid penis has the girth of Uranus, and the length of a thousand square miles of the state of Montana, yet you walk around with such poise and manner that no one would think twice, until you wear tight pants.

Dude 1: “Damn man, is that an elephant trunk in your pants, or are you happy to see me?”
Dude 2: “I’m just getting half chubs, bruh.”

Dude 1: “Oh shit, you’re Joshin’ Around.. I see you dawg!”

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