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Time and place means a time and area to meet up at and beat the living shit out of someone
"Time and place jarek"
ok now... dis is the time matt hazan is feeling da need to eat eggs.. or do laundry
i cant i cant play pokaaaa... its omlet time
Code word for sessions between Trump and Russian prostitutes when they pee on each other.
New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting?
Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.
New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!
Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.
the time you spend sexually with women or vice versa
Yo that dude Johnny O from the party last night has serious air time, he got with all five beckies
1. slang term for an alcoholic drinking break during work hours, especially for workers at fairs and festivals where the hours are long and you have to deal with people. A highly social occasion during which flasks and bottles are passed around, everyone lets off steam, and random bites and kisses are exchanged. Can degrade (or upgrade, depending how you look at it) into a multiple-person make-out session depending on whether anyone brought drambui.
"Tea time with the ladies is at three and thirty, behind the flower booth!"
"Wonderful, I even remembered my flask today. Can I bring a friend?"
"Sure, just don't bring the boss!"
One of the biggest misconceptions in the world. Contrary to some "Wiccans" beliefs, the Burning Times did not involve the mass hunting and burning of "witches." People weren't hiding their practice of "witchcraft" to prevent themselves from being killed. One african woman was practicing her native religion, likely a form of spirit worship such as voodoo. That was about it. Nearly all other accusations of "witchcraft" were because of things like make-up, adultury, and herb-lore.
Idiot Wiccan (Better known as Fluffy-Bunny): "Never again The Burning Times."
Me: Not much on actual history, outside of what Ravenwolf says, are you?
Cautious Politician Time. When a friend of a candidate for the presidency makes a racist comment while the candidate stands next to them and, instead of saying "That's not cool, Bill," later "clarifies" the comment by inventing a definition that nobody in the history of anything has ever used.
Hillary Clinton: Thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough.
Bill deBlasio: Sorry, Hillary. I was running on CP Time.
*much later*
Hillary Clinton: CP Time actually stands for cautious politician time, not colored people time.