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is whenever you are getting some on the side after your usual work hours
I just found out that Jonny was getting some over time with that Susan chick from HR... yea I hear it was pretty good till the misses found out
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Whats the time is an English codeword originating from Yorkshire that is really bad swearing at people you know you can't swear at.
Ever had an irritating person bugging you and you can't say anything back to them (your boss, your girl/boyfriends best mate etc)? Simply say 'whats the time?' to them and replace those three words in your head with what you really want to say to them for instant stress releif.
Boss: I've accidentally deleted the reports you made for the last months income. You'll have to write them up again for me.
You: Whats the time?
You(what your really saying): I hope you fall off a bridge and die you son of a bitch!
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Code word for sessions between Trump and Russian prostitutes when they pee on each other.
New White House Staff Member: How come I was the only one who would shake the President's hand before the meeting?
Old White House Staff Member: Didn't you see his schedule? He had Executive Time before the meeting. Fourth one of the day.
New White House Staff Member: I think I need to go wash my hand!
Old White House Staff Member: If I were you I'd just cut it off.
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1. slang term for an alcoholic drinking break during work hours, especially for workers at fairs and festivals where the hours are long and you have to deal with people. A highly social occasion during which flasks and bottles are passed around, everyone lets off steam, and random bites and kisses are exchanged. Can degrade (or upgrade, depending how you look at it) into a multiple-person make-out session depending on whether anyone brought drambui.
"Tea time with the ladies is at three and thirty, behind the flower booth!"
"Wonderful, I even remembered my flask today. Can I bring a friend?"
"Sure, just don't bring the boss!"
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the time you spend sexually with women or vice versa
Yo that dude Johnny O from the party last night has serious air time, he got with all five beckies
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One of the biggest misconceptions in the world. Contrary to some "Wiccans" beliefs, the Burning Times did not involve the mass hunting and burning of "witches." People weren't hiding their practice of "witchcraft" to prevent themselves from being killed. One african woman was practicing her native religion, likely a form of spirit worship such as voodoo. That was about it. Nearly all other accusations of "witchcraft" were because of things like make-up, adultury, and herb-lore.
Idiot Wiccan (Better known as Fluffy-Bunny): "Never again The Burning Times."
Me: Not much on actual history, outside of what Ravenwolf says, are you?
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Cautious Politician Time. When a friend of a candidate for the presidency makes a racist comment while the candidate stands next to them and, instead of saying "That's not cool, Bill," later "clarifies" the comment by inventing a definition that nobody in the history of anything has ever used.
Hillary Clinton: Thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough.
Bill deBlasio: Sorry, Hillary. I was running on CP Time.
*much later*
Hillary Clinton: CP Time actually stands for cautious politician time, not colored people time.
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