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A call or text late at night to ask someone out
Dude Hailey boo-tay called me last night, looks like I have plans this Wednesday night
When you use a techie on the telephone to solve a technology problem.
I'll just call install the internet connection instead of having a professional over to my house.
When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
When a ho does a date but dips out during oral
Her timeout call was a welcome relief from her crooked teeth
tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin
better cold then hot cold call
If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
When you're too wasted/high to drive, but you have major munchies. You invite a friend over so that they'll bring chips, or whatever you're craving.
Ted: Dude, we don't have any food
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!