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A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.
Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff
A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.
“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”
A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg
Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
Ghetoo term for a girl that's got it all. Big ass, tits, and a nice puss.
Kalondro, my dawg...yo, a hot egg & cheese behind you.
When someone knows your 4 friends but they don’t know you
Sam -hey guys !
Sam -who’s this ?
John -I’m Johnny
Sam-oh your a 5th egg friend
That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.
“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”