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When you watch a video online of people having sex.
dude, how do you get all that porn? on Xvideos, of course!
Were your mummy and daddy love each other very much SO YOUR DAD STICKS HIS 2 inch penis inside your slutty mother to make money from a video 🍆💦🍑🌮
Child: how was I made
Mum: me and your dad were making porn and his condom was to big for his 2 inch penis so we just went bareback and then you were made
The one thing every kids seen once(or will)
“Jimmy did I just find porn on your phone”
Why did you look this up?
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN
Really? Your that bored? OKOK It's a sex documentary used to jack off
My mom made me watch porn with her
This is a common phenomenon that usually appears to happen in beds across the world but, can also happen in other places like the cupboard or the pool.
Larry: Hey Jenny, want to porn?
Jenny: Sure! Bed or Pool?
Safe for everyone-
Kids, adults, teens, elderly and even animals!
While I go shopping I put porn on my phone and give it to my toddler to watch.