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the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.
jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?
wonpil: you're a loser
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You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.
“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”
The ultra sigma REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WoW john you are such a Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge Can i date you UwU Kawaii
A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.
I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.
5 seconds-to tell if she’s hot
5 minutes-to tell if she’s annoying
5 hours - to tell if you’d hit
5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob
Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.
A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral
Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5