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An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.
Guy: "You know Mr. Bangs?"
Me: "💀"
When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!
When you bang someone from your past that you are completely out of touch with.
Dan: "hey we should retro bang"
Jill: "who is this? I don't have your number saved"
Dan: "you took me home after that concert five years."
Jill: "il be over at 9"
Hairstyle belonging to a young man from the town of Smyrna,TN, usually the the owner of a low-rider S-10 or similar weiner dog-looking truck, consisting of a .5 guard all over the head with the exception of a short, free-standing fringe across the forehead.
Did you see the Smyrna Bangs on that guy? I already know what he drives.
Smyrna Bangs can be achieved from curling your bangs, spraying with hairspray, then teasing your bangs with a comb or pick and spraying with hair spray again. The higher and stiffer you can get them the better.
She must use a whole can of Aqua Net to get those Smyrna Bangs so stiff and high. I bet a tornado couldn't mess those Smyrna Bangs up.