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The baby from ice age that deserves to be launched into a volcano.😡 At least he 🅱️ Vibin’ doe
Oh shit it’s the cringe ass ice age baby! We must arrange the sacrifice!
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Noun: An 'amped' version of the classic Robert Blott drink - made SO strong, that the drinker talks to dead people, anywhere. The buzz is often accompanied by an addiction to french manicures, black leggings, and AquaNet hair spray.
Verb: Approaching strangers at convenience stores and insinuating yourself into their private lives, while TLC cameras are rolling.
long island ice tea, long island medium, french manicures, AquaNet
Employee 1: Madison was so drunk, that she walked up to the manager of the local 7/Eleven and started channeling his first wife, who isn't dead, but soon will be, when he finds out who she got with, last night.
Employee 2: That must have been one TALL 'Long Island Medium Iced Tea'. Theresa Caputo should be lookin over her shoulder.
1) New England ice cream favorite, made from clam bellys.
2) The reason that reasturants serve fried clam strips as opposses to whole clams.
"I hate clam strips, why don't they serve the whole clam?"
"They need the bellies to make Clam Belly Ripple Ice Cream!"
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"Icing" -- or "getting iced" -- is a frat star drinking game. The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. However, an "Ice-block-Re-Block" is when the original attacker is in fact carrying two Smirnoff Ices and anticipates getting Ice-Blocked. In this scenario, both players must get down on one knee and chug it, hereby putting an end to the game (to avoid further blocking).
Me and my coworkers were away at the cottage this past weekend. Things got really intense when I tried blocking Enn's attempt to Ice me. It turned out he was ready for it and I fell victim to an Ice-Block-Re-Block.
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A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.
The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.
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When penetrating your girlfriend up the ass, you tap on her back to give her the signal to proceed to poo over your dick like an ice cream machine and you continue to penetrate her until her poo gains a fudge like consistency around your penis and then she licks and sucks it all off your dick - your dick is the ice cream cone.
Damn! Have you heard about Kieran? The Warm fudge ice cream cone he gave Sam for dessert after their meal together?
A statement of fact. The truth.
Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"
Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."