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A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel
Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up
ˈpɒkɪt steɪk . Rectum or butthole in common parlance.
Once a desirable filet of rare AAA meat, after years of indiscriminate sexual encounters, Danny's Pocket Steak was now well done.
A prism pocket is your bootyhole. That’s litterally it. You can smuggle stuff up it and once in a while a poo nugget will come out.💩
Donald: how did you bring your weed without your mom knowing?
Ali: I smuggled it up my prism pocket 🦗
A geological thing on the earth. A cavity that spews hot water.
Let's go swimming in the nature's pocket!
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The right pocket on a Starbucks employees apron that somehow seems to always get filled w sugar packets and trash …..the left one is for snacks
Don’t forget to empty your trash pocket before you leave
DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!