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If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.
Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.
Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
When two guys ejaculate in the same vagina
Tim n Jerry did the nutty buddy cream pie to that women
When you cum on your partner and it pools in their belly button.
My boyfriend blasted all over me and gave me a good cream shot. He promptly drank it.
When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them
Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie