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A Chris is an undercover God. He makes girls named Casey go from Hoe to housewife. He’s literally the best thing ever and his dick game is top notch. The champion dick of life.
“Thank god I finally came to my senses and snagged up Chris from them other cock hungry slut faces”
A fun hot guy who loves sci fi and movies. Especially ones like Primer.
He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!
He’s a fag that gets no bitches and is a soft ass pussy he’s also gay and he watches gay porn when he gets horny and he has a Girlfriend because he’s so sexy he turns everyone on even dudes when they see him at school and public
Chris might be one of the prettiest and kindest people you'll ever meet during your entire life.He is handsome and caring.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you get to know a Chris,keep him at any cost,he'll make you believe in love again!
Person A:Look Chris is comin'
Person B:Damn,"smiles",I think I fell in love
One of the most kind and hansome people you'll ever meet.Chris is an amazing and friendly boy.He plays the guitar and likes martial arts.If you meet someone named Chris keep him,he will make you believe in love again.
Person A:Look Chris is comin'!
Person B:"Smiles"
Probably the kindest and prettiest person you'll ever meet.Chris is caring and handsome.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you find a Chris,do anything to keep him,he'll definitely make you believe in love again!
Person A:Hey look Chris is comin'
Person B:Ohh,"smiles",I think I like him