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“An American Mut is someone who grapples with their identity, navigating the complexity of their heritage through the lenses of cultural and biological validity.”
Guest: "Where are you from?"
Server: "Oh, I'm from California."
Guest: "No, I mean what is your ethnicity and cultural background?"
Server: "Oh I'm an American Mut so ethnically I can identify with a lot, but culturally I predominantly present as Mexican American."
When a man shoves two or more shotguns up a womans pussy.
Steve! I gave my girlfriend the american double barrel piledriver last night!
When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.
A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.
: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."
British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."