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when a women is fearful of anal sex and nervous resulting in tensing up. making penitration near inposible. typicly cure with alcohal or musle relaxers.
i had to pry hear ass checks apart she must suffer from anal anxiety disorder.
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When you're giving her anal, and nut in her asshole. But when you pulled your dick out the nut crawled via the pussy making you a father.
John Queer: bro do you hear about Will yum, he put it in shultiez butt creatong post anal drip.
Ryan Nag: yeah bro, heard he tried killing himsef on a few occasions
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When an ass is chock-full of jizzum from countless homeless dudes.
Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.
Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.
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an anus that resembles jupiter's north pole
when shuri's mom has to drop the kids off at the pool...she has a swirling anal
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an Anal Blast is when a male inserts his shlong (Mostly works over 1 inch) and the girl lets one rip ......thus making the male fly accross the area
another way of anal blasting is when an obese male lets one go and wipes out a movie theatre
holy shit man ! that anal blast was deadly ....
Fat Male: sorry people i weally didn't mean to anally blast all of you
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Noun: The act of cleansing the anal cavity three times to ensure maximum cleaning. Step one: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove gunk, then rinse. Step two: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove leftover gunk, then rinse. Step three: Insert soapy finger into anus, observe to make sure finger is clean, then rinse. Please note that if the finger is not clean after performing step three, it may be necessary to continue repeating step three until finger shows no traces of brown.
"I don't feel fresh and completely sanitized until I've done my daily triple anal cleanse."
"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"
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when a guy makes a girl take it in the ass, and tells her to act like she doesnt want it. it makes some men feel better.
I made my bitch take it up the ass, and told her to act like she didn't want it. it was awesome.
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