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“Beans” said Homer. comes from the children’s book Who’s the Pest A Homer Story. Homer is the main character in the book and would always respond to situations with his catchphrase “Beans”. But when you use the slang reference in conversation it’s said altogether “beans said Homer”. It exclaims disappointment or frustration.
Person A: Your car insurance is probably gonna go be a of your car accident.
Person B: Beans said Homer.
Defined as the act of a bunch of pissed off sailors sent to wash dishes down at scullery in the galley made a special soup by ejaculating together in a soup pot. the key ingredients are sea men, cream of some young guy, BEANERS, and various spices. usually served on the mess decks this soup has feed the crew for years.
todays special is Navy bean soup prepared by the crew.
when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn
i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it
when you and your friends pretend your lonely.
Emma: we can be lonely smol beans!
May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.
Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?
Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...
Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.
Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!
Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!
Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*
Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?
Movie Bloke: Yeet
Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!
Literally everyone: lololololololo
Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”